Gareth the Horse arrested by the ICC

Gareth Lunarjaws, a horse of Scottish descent who played a prominent role in the Leave campaign, has been arrested in his Whinny Hill Stable, after the Hague issued an arrest warrant for him on 3 counts of crimes against humanity, two counts of war crimes and 124 counts of murder. These crimes are alleged to have taken place in rural Moldova, though Gareth denies these furiously, but did add "if he hypothetically did it then they would have deserved it, the Fir shona mallachd", seemingly pulling a Turkey. The interpool agent, Steven Thorne, stated that "Gareth the horse is a deeply disturbed individual, and we are very happy to finally apprehend him. He will be safelty locked away in ICC's detention centre to await trial". Several accomplices remain at large.